Do You Ever Feel Like Life’s Just... Too Lifey?

Do you ever wake up, blink twice, and think, “You know what? I’m done. I have had it with literally everything.” Like, emotionally, spiritually, physically — you’ve logged out of the group chat of life but people KEEP ADDING YOU BACK IN.

It’s like one minute you’re brushing your teeth, and the next thing you know, you're juggling 27 tabs in your brain: work stress, family drama, unpaid bills, dinner plans, an existential crisis, and that weird noise your fridge keeps making that sounds like it’s summoning a demon. And let’s not even talk about the laundry — that beast has entered its villain arc.

You ever feel like you’re starring in your own reality show called “Survivor: Daily Life”? Every challenge is some combo of “Guess What Broke Today,” “Unexpected Expense Roulette,” and “Who Needs a Favour Now?” And the prize? A lukewarm coffee and three minutes of peace in the bathroom before someone knocks.

People ask, “How are you?” and you want to respond with, “Hanging on by the last thread of a sock that went through the wash with a tissue in the pocket.” But instead, you smile and say, “I’m fine!” (Translation: I’ve screamed internally 47 times today, thanks for asking!)

But hey, the chaos keeps us spicy, right? Life may be out here doing parkour on your nerves, but somehow — somehow — you still manage to show up, look semi-human, and laugh through the madness. And that, my friend, is nothing short of Championship-level adulting.

So, if you feel like you’ve had enough? SAME. But we’ve got this. Now, excuse me while I go lie face-down on the floor and let the universe do its thing for a minute. Probably while eating snacks I told myself were “for guests.”