The Unstoppable Man: Falling, Rising, Laughing

Oh my friend, let me tell you — you can’t put a good man down. You might trip him, sure. Push him? Maybe. Slap him with a minor inconvenience like a stubbed toe or a delayed Amazon parcel? Absolutely. But truly keep him down? Never.

You might plot, you might scheme, you might even pray for his downfall — but here’s the kicker: a good man will just get up, dust himself off, and say,

“Nice try, but you’ll need more than that. Maybe throw in a WiFi outage or a bad haircut next time.”

You ever tried holding down a good man? It’s like sitting on a spring mattress — the harder you push, the higher he bounces. You’ll be there sweating, muscles cramping, while he’s up there in the clouds like,

“Oh hey, didn’t see you trying to assassinate my peace down there!”

And I know, some people really commit to the sabotage — consistent as a toxic ex, trying every angle: rumours, betrayals, unsolicited advice about your life choices. But the truth? The truth’s got WiFi. It connects, eventually.

Sure, it might buffer a little — truth likes to take its time, sip a coffee, maybe load a few ads. But when it lands? Ohhh it lands like your mum finding out you’ve been lying about your grades. Swift. Unforgiving. Loud.

So if you’re the good man — or you know you’re the good man — keep on moving. Let them plot. Let them brainstorm their little PowerPoint presentations on how to ruin you. Smile, wave, and keep walking. Because:

The truth always wins, even if it shows up late.

And to those trying to bring a good man down — maybe take a break. Hydrate. Journal your feelings. Or try knitting. You’ll have better luck making a scarf than trying to suppress what’s destined to rise.

Carry on, champ. 👏